ways to turn down unwanted men..a must read!!!

[Angel Love]

Enjoy Ladies!!

















WAYS TO TURN DOWN UNWANTED MEN !!!!







HE

: Can I buy you a drink?



SHE

: Actually I'd rather have the money.





HE : I'm a photographer. I've been looking for a face like yours.



SHE: I'm a plastic surgeon. I've been looking for a face like yours.





HE

: Hi. Didn't we go on a date once? Or was it twice?

SHE

: Must've been once. I never make the same mistake twice.







HE : How did you get to be so beautiful?



SHE

: I must've been given your share.







HE : Will you go out with me this Saturday?



SHE

: Sorry. I'm having a headache this weekend.







HE : Your face must turn a few heads.



SHE

: And your face must turn a few stomachs.





HE

: Go on ,don't be shy. Ask me out.



SHE

: Okay, get out.





HE

: I think I could make you very happy.



SHE

: Why? Are you leaving?







HE : What would you say if I asked you to marry me?





SHE : Nothing. I can't talk and laugh at the same time.







HE

: Can I have your name?



SHE : Why? Don't you already have one?





HE

: Shall we go see a movie?



SHE

: I've already seen it.





HE

: Where have you been all my life?



SHE : Hiding from you.





HE

: Haven't I seen you some place before?



SHE

: Yes. That's why I don't go there anymore.





HE

: Is this seat empty?



SHE

: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.





HE

: So, what do you do for a living?



SHE

: I'm a female impersonator.





HE : Hey baby, what's your sign?



SHE

: Do not enter.





HE

: Your body is like a temple.



SHE

: Sorry, there are no services today.

[Khaled Qudah]

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[Angel Love]

ANYTIME KHALED HOPE YOU LIKE IT

[tamerm]

Hello There,

This one is funny :

HE
: Haven't I seen you some place before?

SHE
: Yes. That's why I don't go there anymore.