ways to turn down unwanted men..a must read!!!
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- Angel Love
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ways to turn down unwanted men..a must read!!!
Enjoy Ladies!!
WAYS TO TURN DOWN UNWANTED MEN !!!!
HE
: Can I buy you a drink?
SHE
: Actually I'd rather have the money.
HE : I'm a photographer. I've been looking for a face like yours.
SHE: I'm a plastic surgeon. I've been looking for a face like yours.
HE
: Hi. Didn't we go on a date once? Or was it twice?
SHE
: Must've been once. I never make the same mistake twice.
HE : How did you get to be so beautiful?
SHE
: I must've been given your share.
HE : Will you go out with me this Saturday?
SHE
: Sorry. I'm having a headache this weekend.
HE : Your face must turn a few heads.
SHE
: And your face must turn a few stomachs.
HE
: Go on ,don't be shy. Ask me out.
SHE
: Okay, get out.
HE
: I think I could make you very happy.
SHE
: Why? Are you leaving?
HE : What would you say if I asked you to marry me?
SHE : Nothing. I can't talk and laugh at the same time.
HE
: Can I have your name?
SHE : Why? Don't you already have one?
HE
: Shall we go see a movie?
SHE
: I've already seen it.
HE
: Where have you been all my life?
SHE : Hiding from you.
HE
: Haven't I seen you some place before?
SHE
: Yes. That's why I don't go there anymore.
HE
: Is this seat empty?
SHE
: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.
HE
: So, what do you do for a living?
SHE
: I'm a female impersonator.
HE : Hey baby, what's your sign?
SHE
: Do not enter.
HE
: Your body is like a temple.
SHE
: Sorry, there are no services today.
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- Angel Love
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Re: ways to turn down unwanted men..a must read!!!
ways to turn down unwanted men..a must read!!!
This one is funny :
HE
: Haven't I seen you some place before?
SHE
: Yes. That's why I don't go there anymore.
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