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مشاركة بواسطة Red-rose » الخميس سبتمبر 02, 2010 10:30

There’s a man who has such big feet that when it rains,
he lies down and uses them as umbrellas.



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“ I snored so much and so loud that I used to wake myself up” a man told his friend.
“ What did you do about it?” his friend asked.
“ Oh,” the man said, “ now I sleep in the next room and I don’t hear a thing.”



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last winter, the cow caught such a bad cold that she gave ice cream instead of milk.



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On day, a man was riding a horse when he passed a dog on the road.
“Good morning,” the dog said.
“I didn’t know dogs could talk,” the man said.
“Neither did I,” the horse said



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There was once a wife so jealous that when her husband came home one night and she couldn't find hairs on his jackets she yelled at him, "Great, so now you're cheating on me with a bald woman!"

The next night, when she didn't smell any perfume, she yelled again by saying, "She's not only bald, but she's too cheap to buy any perfume!"


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TEACHER : Maria, go to the map and find North America.
MARIA : Here it is!
TEACHER : Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
CLASS : Maria!


TEACHER : Why are you late, Frank?
FRANK : Because of the sign.
TEACHER : What sign?
FRANK : The one that says, "School Ahead, Go Slow."


TEACHER : Goss, why do you always get so dirty?
GOSS : Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.


TEACHER : Can anybody give an example of COINCIDENCE?
TINO : Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the same day, same
time."


TEACHER : Now, Simon,tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
SIMON : No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good



TEACHER : Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking
when people are no longer interested?
HAROLD : A teacher





hope u liked them...!!


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Re: jokes

مشاركة بواسطة إنسأني ترأني نسيتك » الاثنين أكتوبر 11, 2010 12:12

TEACHER : Maria, go to the map and find North America.
MARIA : Here it is!
TEACHER : Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
CLASS : Maria!


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soo nice go on girl

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Re: jokes

مشاركة بواسطة Red-rose » الجمعة أكتوبر 15, 2010 9:13

Thank You (إنسأني ترأني نسيتك )

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مشاركة بواسطة نورالدين حور » الأحد ديسمبر 26, 2010 12:07

thank you reed-ros

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Re: jokes

مشاركة بواسطة zaid.hiasat » الأحد يناير 02, 2011 6:26

last winter, the cow caught such a bad cold that she gave ice cream instead of milk.

like it ,, thank you !!

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